“Imagine signing Hamza and Ayew in the same window”
“Hamza and Ayew LOOOOL”
“Why would you follow the Leicester blueprint for relegation?”
“I’d never wish Jordan Ayew on anybody”
“Actually feel bad for them!”
“Honestly, on a free – I think they have overpaid”
“Deserved for not paying up for Souttar IMO.”
“Jordan Ayew and Conor Coady are easily two of my most hated Leicester players. I hate that they represented us”
“one of the laziest most pathetic footballers ever”
“Jordan Ayew would walk into (appropriate) my all time worst LCFC XI.”
“Probably the worst player ive seen in our history. Lazy beyond belief.”
“Honestly the worst player I’ve ever seen in a Leicester shirt & it was already a low bar.”
“Horrible on the ball, does his stupid hold up play and runs back towards his own goal. Can never turn out and attack. He also does not use his hips at all, weird for a footballer”
“He’d look out of place in walking football.”
“a slug not a football player”
“He’s just not built for anything more than a casual jog.”
“Ayew jogs like I do for the bus when I don’t want anyone to know I was running for it in case I miss it”
“If I were a bank robber I wouldn’t want him as my getaway driver”
“He got a new job as security at a tortoise sanctuary but lost it when they kept escaping past him”
“You know a player is crap when his greatest attribute is his ability to fall over.”
“Old, slow terrible entitled attitude – last pay day and fake injuries incoming!”
“Worth tracking down the videos of him playing football in Ghana over the summer. Genuinely being rubbish against lads who play Ghanaian non league”