Roy’s Faves

I started doing these “View From” posts on our first day back in League One. After beating Oldham 2-0 I found myself looking at their forum to find them waxing lyric over United’s performance that day. I posted what the Latics fans were saying on Bladesmad and the posters on there seemed to enjoy reading the views. I then did the same for the Brentford game the week after and it just went from there.

In the 6 years doing these views I have come across some comments from oppositions fans that have made me proud and ashamed to be a Blade in equal measure. The football we played at times under Wilson and latterly Wilder left many oppositions fans with no option but to take their hat of to a superior team. Under Weir and Adkins I was confronted with the harsh truth that the club I supported were in dire straights. Being laughed at by fans of clubs who were well below United in the footballing pyramid when I was growing up caused many a sobering moment.

What always found it’s way through the good and bad spells though was humour. United fans have always had a self deprecating nature and many other long suffering League One fans shared this trait. Here I have compiled a list of some of the funniest comments I have come across in the past 6 years. I’m sure I will have missed so many out but here are the ones that stuck in my mind. Thanks to everyone who has read these views over these past painful 6 years and here’s to more laughs next year in the Championship.

 

 

“Brilliant day in Sheffield.Except for the football. And the referee. And the performance.”

Port Vale fan

 

““Can’t reveal the exact plans at this stage, but keep an eye on the away dugout about 20 minutes in! If all goes well, I will fellate Chris Wilder (to completion) to thank him for last season.
I will then be in the West Stand concourse at half time, for questions, autographs and will be happy to pose for photos with jism all over my face.”

“hope we p*ss all over them and Wilder gets sent to the stands.
Like, I’d always be grateful to an ex wife for my fantastic kids, but I don’t want to see her sucking off her new bloke

Northampton Fans

 

“If Che Adams scores I’ll chuck myself head-first into the Trent. I’ve had mates who played for Ilkeston in recent years so I knew about him ages ago obviously because they all raved about him being in the yoofs and training with the first-team, so I rather relentlessly hounded Notts in a one-man campaign to sign him (they could have got him for a nominal fee in the summer) – to me it was kind of like unearthing a gem but when he scored against Spurs and my Twitter mentions and phone went a bit mad I realised it was probably closer to a weird obsession with an 18 year old boy.
When he signed for Sheff Utd I was in a car crossing the Channel tunnel on the way to Belgium and I think I spent a solid 5 minutes having a rant telling Notts to fuck off and ‘we’ll never learn’.
The moral of the story is, as ever, listen to me.
We’ll lose this comfortably. Although our record against Sheff Utd isn’t the worst and there’s no Harry Maguire to score his obligatory goal either – remember when we beat them last season with Showunmi and Fotheringham scoring?! – I’d be embarrassed if that happened to my powerleague team. “

Notts County Fan

 

“we got taken up the arse harder than Jenna Jameson has ever done in her career”

“I know it’s Valentines Day and all but we didn’t deserve to be fucked that hard! “

Bristol City Fans

 

“Looking ahead what team would you put out on Tuesday night versus Sheffield United? “

“Swindon’s “

Colchester Fan

 

“Forget beating Sheffield Utd, ain’t gonna happen, they’ll be all over us like wild eyed, manic, blue painted jocks relishing the flesh of soft, overly comfortable English royals in a one-sided battle!!”

“Townsend = Ben Eltons love child.”

“Expecting Townsend to do a step over before the pen”

“Nigel Clough looks like the type of guy who is a real cunt to his wife and shouts at her in public.”

“Sheffield is probably not much worse than Milan. Apart from the very centre Milan is a shit hole! “

“ I don’t think it matters which league they are in, this is death or glory for them, there will be no prisoners taken and if we switch off we could get penetrated up the tradesman’s entrance with no lube and definitely no reach round!”

Spurs Fans

 

“Simon Clough still not got a driving licence.”

Derby Fan on us signing Kieron Freeman

“I heard that Clough’s scouting had gone up a gear because someone put some oil on the bike chain, allegedly”

Derby Fan

 

 

“I’m sick to fucking death of Sheffield fucking United.
Just fuck off. “

Preston Fan

 

“that was like watching your parents have intercourse “

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Leyton Orient fans

 

“Sheff Utd are Jealous mate, pure and simple.
We live in Oxford, they live in Sheffield.
They have a bigger club as their main rivals, we don’t.
They speak wit’ northern accent, we speak the queens English.
And they’ve got Wilder, we haven’t”

“This match was always going to be a big one considering they are somewhat rivals this season, but now that both of us are struggling, this match is a big relegation battle six-pointer too. I can’t wait!”

Oxford fan

 

““He is average even for League 1.”

“Hardly stand out in this league anyway”

“We have been carrying him”

 

Coventry Fans On John Fleck

 

“Just seen Wilders post match interview. He looks ill and sounded dreadful.
Think the job is to big for him, don’t think he will be there long.”

Millwall Fan

 

“So just to be clear , the author (of this blog) is illiterate who needs to troll message boards and copy comments because he’s incapable 
of forming a sentence and thinking for him self .
We get loads of requests on here to participate in giving our view on a forthcoming fixture , you notice I added the word 
REQUEST , it works very well and everyone is happy .
Good manners cost nothing but clearly that’s too much for you Fritzal’s to spend.
Enjoy your deserved victory and see you next season , your manners are in keeping with your play off record .
To be fair your fans seem to find an opposition player almost losing his life after receiving an elbow by one of your players amusing so I’m hardly likely to feel like some circus freak because you blunts find my rant amusing .
I’m fully aware what a blog is and yes once a piece is sent into cyberspace it no longer belongs to the author , thanks for reminding me anyway .
My comments have clearly struck a nerve , you need to move away from the fly on the dog turd type blog and actually create something using your own initiative , blood sucking leeches were never popular .
I ain’t really bothered that a couple of geeky blunt cybersnakes drinking cans of monster who can only copy and paste find me none too clever .
I don’t really know how you get your material for much of the season , 90% of this league couldn’t give a flying feck about you , another season down here and you’ll have to close the site down fellas , may as well do it now there’s nowt for you lads in North London historically .”

Barnsley fan

 

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Roy's Faves

I started doing these “View From” posts on our first day back in League One. After beating Oldham 2-0 I found myself looking at their forum to find them waxing lyric over United’s performance that day. I posted what the Latics fans were saying on Bladesmad and the posters on there seemed to enjoy reading the views. I then did the same for the Brentford game the week after and it just went from there.

In the 6 years doing these views I have come across some comments from oppositions fans that have made me proud and ashamed to be a Blade in equal measure. The football we played at times under Wilson and latterly Wilder left many oppositions fans with no option but to take their hat of to a superior team. Under Weir and Adkins I was confronted with the harsh truth that the club I supported were in dire straights. Being laughed at by fans of clubs who were well below United in the footballing pyramid when I was growing up caused many a sobering moment.

What always found it’s way through the good and bad spells though was humour. United fans have always had a self deprecating nature and many other long suffering League One fans shared this trait. Here I have compiled a list of some of the funniest comments I have come across in the past 6 years. I’m sure I will have missed so many out but here are the ones that stuck in my mind. Thanks to everyone who has read these views over these past painful 6 years and here’s to more laughs next year in the Championship.

 

 

“Brilliant day in Sheffield.Except for the football. And the referee. And the performance.”

Port Vale fan

 

““Can’t reveal the exact plans at this stage, but keep an eye on the away dugout about 20 minutes in! If all goes well, I will fellate Chris Wilder (to completion) to thank him for last season.
I will then be in the West Stand concourse at half time, for questions, autographs and will be happy to pose for photos with jism all over my face.”

“hope we p*ss all over them and Wilder gets sent to the stands.
Like, I’d always be grateful to an ex wife for my fantastic kids, but I don’t want to see her sucking off her new bloke

Northampton Fans

 

“If Che Adams scores I’ll chuck myself head-first into the Trent. I’ve had mates who played for Ilkeston in recent years so I knew about him ages ago obviously because they all raved about him being in the yoofs and training with the first-team, so I rather relentlessly hounded Notts in a one-man campaign to sign him (they could have got him for a nominal fee in the summer) – to me it was kind of like unearthing a gem but when he scored against Spurs and my Twitter mentions and phone went a bit mad I realised it was probably closer to a weird obsession with an 18 year old boy.
When he signed for Sheff Utd I was in a car crossing the Channel tunnel on the way to Belgium and I think I spent a solid 5 minutes having a rant telling Notts to fuck off and ‘we’ll never learn’.
The moral of the story is, as ever, listen to me.
We’ll lose this comfortably. Although our record against Sheff Utd isn’t the worst and there’s no Harry Maguire to score his obligatory goal either – remember when we beat them last season with Showunmi and Fotheringham scoring?! – I’d be embarrassed if that happened to my powerleague team. “

Notts County Fan

 

“we got taken up the arse harder than Jenna Jameson has ever done in her career”

“I know it’s Valentines Day and all but we didn’t deserve to be fucked that hard! “

Bristol City Fans

 

“Looking ahead what team would you put out on Tuesday night versus Sheffield United? “

“Swindon’s “

Colchester Fan

 

“Forget beating Sheffield Utd, ain’t gonna happen, they’ll be all over us like wild eyed, manic, blue painted jocks relishing the flesh of soft, overly comfortable English royals in a one-sided battle!!”

“Townsend = Ben Eltons love child.”

“Expecting Townsend to do a step over before the pen”

“Nigel Clough looks like the type of guy who is a real cunt to his wife and shouts at her in public.”

“Sheffield is probably not much worse than Milan. Apart from the very centre Milan is a shit hole! “

“ I don’t think it matters which league they are in, this is death or glory for them, there will be no prisoners taken and if we switch off we could get penetrated up the tradesman’s entrance with no lube and definitely no reach round!”

Spurs Fans

 

“Simon Clough still not got a driving licence.”

Derby Fan on us signing Kieron Freeman

“I heard that Clough’s scouting had gone up a gear because someone put some oil on the bike chain, allegedly”

Derby Fan

 

 

“I’m sick to fucking death of Sheffield fucking United.
Just fuck off. “

Preston Fan

 

“that was like watching your parents have intercourse “

“Utter, Utter, Utter……SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T SH!T
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Leyton Orient fans

 

“Sheff Utd are Jealous mate, pure and simple.
We live in Oxford, they live in Sheffield.
They have a bigger club as their main rivals, we don’t.
They speak wit’ northern accent, we speak the queens English.
And they’ve got Wilder, we haven’t”

“This match was always going to be a big one considering they are somewhat rivals this season, but now that both of us are struggling, this match is a big relegation battle six-pointer too. I can’t wait!”

Oxford fan

 

““He is average even for League 1.”

“Hardly stand out in this league anyway”

“We have been carrying him”

 

Coventry Fans On John Fleck

 

“Just seen Wilders post match interview. He looks ill and sounded dreadful.
Think the job is to big for him, don’t think he will be there long.”

Millwall Fan

 

“So just to be clear , the author (of this blog) is illiterate who needs to troll message boards and copy comments because he’s incapable 
of forming a sentence and thinking for him self .
We get loads of requests on here to participate in giving our view on a forthcoming fixture , you notice I added the word 
REQUEST , it works very well and everyone is happy .
Good manners cost nothing but clearly that’s too much for you Fritzal’s to spend.
Enjoy your deserved victory and see you next season , your manners are in keeping with your play off record .
To be fair your fans seem to find an opposition player almost losing his life after receiving an elbow by one of your players amusing so I’m hardly likely to feel like some circus freak because you blunts find my rant amusing .
I’m fully aware what a blog is and yes once a piece is sent into cyberspace it no longer belongs to the author , thanks for reminding me anyway .
My comments have clearly struck a nerve , you need to move away from the fly on the dog turd type blog and actually create something using your own initiative , blood sucking leeches were never popular .
I ain’t really bothered that a couple of geeky blunt cybersnakes drinking cans of monster who can only copy and paste find me none too clever .
I don’t really know how you get your material for much of the season , 90% of this league couldn’t give a flying feck about you , another season down here and you’ll have to close the site down fellas , may as well do it now there’s nowt for you lads in North London historically .”

Barnsley fan

 

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