It’s been a poor season for The Blades, but there have been a few laughs along the way. Here I compile some of the funniest comments from opposition fans that featured on this season’s View From…..
“Can we just send ‘em an email saying we ain’t coming
West Brom Before Their Away Game Against Us
“Please, make it stop.”
QPR Fan Before Their Home Game Against Us
“some of the Sheffield United players genuinely seem incapable of playing football if they cant see big chrissy wilders face on the touchline”
Hull Fan
“Wilder was the third manager of a grim season after everyone had pretty much given up, I simply don’t consider his time here as canon, like a Treehouse of Horror episode of the Simpsons”
Watford Fan
“I’d take a 6-0 win.”
Coventry Fan
“Like most of our fans, I strongly, strongly dislike Sheffield Utd. Horrible club with a tosser of a manager and a group of arrogant players.”
Coventry Fan
“Sheff Utd are one of those clubs that in my lifetime have always seemed to have an XL sized chip on their shoulder when it comes to us”
Coventry Fan
“Our players deserve physical abuse. At the absolute least their cars smashing up. Hopefully someone does the business.”
Leicester Fan
“Nice to see Whitney Houston get a run out for Sheff Utd at the end”
Swansea fan on Tahith Chong
“State of Sydie Peck’s trim. Someone tell my man the war ended 80 years ago”
Portsmouth Fan
“Friend of mine told me she met Ings on a night out in 2019ish and she went back to his hotel room and he made her watch YouTube compilations of him scoring for Liverpool……..that wouldn’t have taken very long to watch…”
Southampton fan on Danny Ings
“poor guy came in thinking it would be all pizza suppers and pints of tennants, ended up vegan bacon and quorn sausages served up by russell martin, no wonder he couldnt be arsed.”
Rangers Fan on Joe Rothwell
“The year is 2056 and Birmingham City are at home to Sheffield United at their magnificent Powerhouse Stadium. The Blades bring on 62 year old Patrick Bamford who nets his first goal in 28 years to deny Blues a 15th straight Premier League title”
Birmingham Fan
“FREE GODFREY DIO BASTARDO”
Atalanta Fan on Ben Godfrey
“12 Men for Sheffield Utd from the first minute , 11 players and George Hirsts first touch”
Ipswich Fan
“I hate him. I actually hate him”
Leicester Fan on Luke Thomas
“Anyone sympathising with Sheff Wednesday is woke”
Derby Fan
“they won’t admit it but you can feel the fear in them – even for Sunday – They’ve shot their bolt and missed, and they know it. We’re just in the process of loading ours.”
Sheffield Wednesday Fan Before the First Derby of the Season
“Seen a few piggies having a laugh at Rob Wilson on Joe Crane’s podcast for calling us ‘the last of the sleeping giants.’
So I pointed out that they had a better ground, parachute payments, a squad packed with assets and were on the brink of the Prem League again… yet the only serious interest was a clueless, bloated US group offering £105m.
Meanwhile, we’re hurtling towards League One with an ageing ground, a depleted squad and a pile of debt — and we’ve still ended up with 11 prospective parties wanting to take us on at approx. £30m-£5om.
I think this tells its own story. “
Sheffield Wednesday Fan Before the First Derby of the Season
“Leeds are bricking it about the resurgence of The Wednesday too.”
Sheffield Wednesday Fan Before the First Derby of the Season
“I think United are in for a rude awakening on Sunday.”
Sheffield Wednesday Fan Before the First Derby of the Season
“They didn’t take their opportunity and I don’t think they will get a better chance again for a long time and deep down that will hurt them”
Sheffield Wednesday Fan After Losing 3–0 at Home to United
“That could feasibly be the last time they ever beat us”
Sheffield Wednesday Fan After Losing 3–0 at Home to United
“It would be great to see people dressed in costumes such as those that looks like they are riding a large bird, such as an ostrich.
Would let them know we aren’t taking it remotely seriously.
Ride an Ostrich* to the Sty Day “
Sheffield Wednesday Fan Before the Second Derby of the Season
“Even the small minded simpletons know they didn’t relegate us. It’s amazing just what a high proportion of them are fools”
Sheffield Wednesday Fan After They Were Relegated at Bramall Lane
“If I was a United fan I wouldn’t be happy.”
Sheffield Wednesday Fan After They Were Relegated at Bramall Lane
“Please don’t let any of today distract you from the fact Dom Howson has a book out about the season we finished 6th in the second tier”
Sheffield Wednesday Fan After They Were Relegated at Bramall Lane
Thanks to everybody who has continued reading these throughout the season. Have a great summer and I’ll see you next season! UTB!