“We will win this to keep limping along. It’ll be turgid and probably 1-0 or 2-1. Jordan James will score a cracker and then get taken off. One of the wingers will score the other one, ensuring the one who doesn’t score plays terribly. 
 Afterwards Marti will say some stuff about mentality and togetherness and will remain in a job for a bit longer. 
 Then we lose the next two games. “

“I still think we have enough to win this game; we are at home, but they have improved.”

“I give up if we can’t beat this shower!”

“I have a feeling you might be giving up then…I can’t see us beating these”

“Can’t call the result, too much variance. Can almost guarantee a bad performance though.”

“That lot aren’t great but they won’t have to be to beat our wretched openness to the counter attack and our reluctance to battle in the muck and bullets of mid table championship fare.”

“Genuinely couldn’t think of a worse way to spend my Saturday lunch time.”

“I’m glad I’ve got a colonoscopy booked”

“We have a very good chance on Saturday… of losing again”

“I had a dream that we lost this game 10-0 and the stadium was almost empty after 30 minutes. Also has Winks just stopping and watching on the pitch. 
Sounds plausible to me. “

“These are beginning to pick up. Fear the worst again.”

“Potentially toxic on Saturday and I can’t wait.”

“If Marti is still here, easy Sheff U win. “

“I expect the mastermind that is Cifuentes to turn this around and get us smashing Sheff U 1-0 with 30 per cent possession and 1 shot on target all game”

“These beat us comfortably btw. The final nail in the coffin for Marti I hope!”

“Another embarrassing hammering, probably the final nail in martis coffin”

“Chris Wilder whatever you think of him is a vastly superior manager to Marti.
Comfortable Blades win.”

“Madness we didn’t get him in.”

“I mean to be fair my left arse cheek is a better manager than Marti”

“We are not beating these, saw the Sheffield derby and they’re miles in front of us now We should have had Wilder when he was available in my opinion in this league a proper Leicester type manager in the Pearson , O’Neill mould. Marti out.”

“These are one of the better sides in the league. They did like us choose an absolute imbecile to manage them at the start of the season and Wilder is turning it back, eventually, they will climb to the playoffs. We are heading for a bottom half finish under this absolute clown, probably 2 or 3 nil Sheff”

“this is the perfect game for them, Wilder will have them fired up, and the lads in my opinion have all but completely downed tools. I can see this being comfortably 3 or 4 to them, and that will be taking their foot off the gas.
They won’t have an easier game all season. “

“Can see this being a trouncing . Might be whats needed to get him gone”

“Comfortable win for them, one of the stronger squads in the division and expect them to finish above us come what May”

“We will lose this. They were picking apart Sheff Weds at will and poor finishing stopped that being 6/7. Compare that to how hard work we made of Wednesday.
I also don’t rate us as much, if at all, better than Wednesday defensively so Utd should be walking through us with ease.”

“An obvious and depressing loss awaits us”

“Sheffield United to win this….prime O’Hare, Hamer, Bamford, Ings, Tanganga and Campbell to make mugs of us”

“Wilder will get the Blades going again. Ings, Bamford, Campbell, O’Hare, Hamer and Cannon are all better than what we have in an attacking sense”

“My god they’re far better than most of our players”

“Unprecedented levels of toxicity if we lose. Especially when that little runt O’Hare runs riot AGAIN.”

“We have the worst striker options in The Championship. We also have the worst fullback options in The Championship. It’s remarkable how poor we really are considering the cost of our shambolic squad.”

“Just play 10 men. No point playing Luke Thomas.”

“I don’t mind if we lose, but for the love of god do not let Patrick Bamford score against us.”

“Bamford to score anytime, you know it makes sense….”

“Bamford 100% will score a hat-trick!”

“Surely can contain the likes of Bamford and Cannon; hardly fast sprinters, are they.”

“They’re fast when you have a slug and a brain dead Brillo pad on legs in defense.”

“Add in Tyrese Campbell and you have three strikers better than any of ours.”

“Add in Danny Inga and you have 4”

“Sheff U have started to play a bit better under Wilder and all 4 of their centre forwards are better than ours, including the one we sold them as at that point he was our 4th choice.”

“Reckon Tom Cannon scores more goals at the King Power on Saturday than he did playing for us.”

“I don’t actually care.”

By Roy