“Can’t be bothered to write a preview as all the points are constantly the same regurgitated ones we have had ad nauseam for the last three seasons. It’s like Groundhog Season every season.”
“No poll, but if there was I would vote for a Watford win even if I think we would lose, because it is the right and proper thing to do and I was brought up that way.”
“Expect a game that reflects both teams: flashes of quality, lapses in concentration, and long spells where nothing quite happens.
In other words, the perfect mid-table encounter.”
“Don’t really care. I’ll take a win, would not be fussed if we draw and be even less surprised if we lost.”
“Expecting more of a submission followed by Chris Rea on the beach over the tannoy.”
“Expecting another copy & paste showing after last week’s pathetic performance.”
“I’ve never ever felt so disinterested in a Watford game. Yes I’m a young fan but last few months I’ve really not cared. sad really. Shame on Gino and Scott, the manager and them shameless players.”
“Hoping for more dross so I can have a good whinge, which is the only thing I enjoy about football at the moment.”
“Please, make it stop.”
“Just a few more games of suffering – until next season starts! Sad sighhhhhh!!!!”
“Now are the Saturdays to earn points in the bag with the Mrs for what more watchable games could be next.”
“This could well be one of the last chances we have to see the comically sh1t Patrick Bamford skip about like a big girl so for that reason alone I’m going.”
“Until we sign him when he’s about 36.”
“Skip about like a big girl and nod/poke home a couple of goals. Meanwhile K9 continues his “development”.”
“What we wouldn’t give to have Bamford instead of K9.”
“For my money Bamford is one of the worst players ever but limited as K9 is at the moment, I reckon next year he’ll blossom into a 30-goal a season centre forward.
PS. Put every bit of spare cash you have on Bamford getting a hatrick on Saturday”
“Well there will be one bloke fully up for the game even if none of the players or fans are.
Guy in the opposition dug out.”
“Chris Wilder will probably be very keen to get one over us and make sure his lads are up for it .”
“Can’t wait for another 90 minutes of StillBall.”
“Lets skip the football lark and get to the important stuff shall we..
We can I get the earliest pint around Watford this coming Saturday? I’ll have a good 5hr run at it before kickoff, in an attempt to numb the pain of whatI’ll inevitably be put through for the 90mins.”