“Another game? Aaaarrrgh. What have we done to deserve this?”
“Why do you build me up. Everton. Baby . Just to let me down.
We go again in this never ending season.
We still cling on to European hopes following a boring 0.0 draw against the Villa . A game lacking excitement that we could have snatched late on.
Next up is a home game against the worst side in the league already relegated Sheffield United.
They have been terrible all season . We need the win . Are at home. What could possibly go wrong.”
“The game everyone has been waiting for.
Skills and Tekkers AOTS.
A festival for the eyes of every football fan.”
“This game will be absolutely putrid viewing.”
“Even thinking of watching this game is boring me”
“I’d rather spend 90 mins arguing with a COVID denier”
“Covid does not exist”
“Who cares, just play the kids. Sick of the lot of them”
“Big home defeat incoming here. Just to round the season off nicely”
“One of the worst PL teams in some time, already relegated, best MF out injured, best FW been nicked…
Everton are finally going to reach peak Everton, here.”
“Too many pessimists on here. I go for 0-0.”
“Sheffield United’s away record this season W1 D1 L15
They have scored 18 goals in total this season which is still 2 behind Derby’s record low of 20
The trouble is Sheff Utd lose an awful lot of games by a single goal. They rarely get hammered and are arriving at a time when Everton have their lowest points per game total at Goodison in their history.
Does anyone care?”
“surely just surely even we will beat sheff utd who have 1 win at man utd in Jan,1 draw at Brighton in december while losing the other 15, sheff utd have also only scored 7 goals away while conceeding the 2nd most away”
“Sheffield United have looked very poor since relegation was confirmed, so surely we can’t mess this one up.”
“We will score 4”
“Jags notches last minute to take the points…”
“PUT EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE ON RHIAN BROOMHANDLE TO BAG HIS ONLY PREM GOAL OF THE SEASON.”
“Jon Moss reffing. He will still outrun some of our slugs”
“What an absolutely horrendous time for a football match”